{"id":1845,"date":"2021-06-24T09:04:59","date_gmt":"2021-06-24T08:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2021-07-13T09:15:04","modified_gmt":"2021-07-13T08:15:04","slug":"bedtime-story-number-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/bedtime-story-number-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Story Number 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A classic tale (probably quite curly) and an organic reach of 7,541.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Hello. I\u2019m Bernard Cribbins, OBE. Tom Hardy is on holiday this week (sorry ladies), as soon as Malta was given the all clear he was off.<br \/>\nToday\u2019s WLGVees Bedding Time Story is the Three Little Pigs.<\/p>\n<p>The three little pigs were gathering wonderful things for their homes and gardens.<br \/>\nThe first little pig made his garden look amazing with beautiful bedding plants, including a 6 plant pack with a huge selection in bud and flower for \u00a33.99 or any 3 packs for \u00a310.<br \/>\nThe second little pig made his home and garden so inviting with an incredible range of aluminium Hartman garden furniture, for the very best prices for miles (and you can try before you buy).<br \/>\nThe third little pig made his home and garden fabulous with hanging baskets from small balcony hangers at \u00a314.99 to huge award winning 17\u201d mixed baskets at \u00a349.99 and a couple of ready to go patio planters and urns from \u00a39.99 to \u00a329.99.<br \/>\nSuddenly the big mad wolf appeared at the first little pig\u2019s house, wondering where the beautiful bedding plants had come from.<br \/>\nHe knocked on the door. \u201cLittle pig, little pig, let me know! Or I\u2019ll huff and I\u2019ll puff and to Amazon I\u2019ll go!\u201d<br \/>\nThe little pig shouted back, \u201cWhilton Locks: it\u2019s a winny win win &#8211; they\u2019ve got it all for your own gardin*\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell blow me down!\u201d Exclaimed the big mad wolf.<br \/>\nNext the big mad wolf went to the second little pig\u2019s house, wondering where the incredible garden furniture had come from.<br \/>\nHe knocked on the door. \u201cLittle pig, little pig, let me know! Or I\u2019ll huff and I\u2019ll puff and to Amazon I\u2019ll go!\u201d<br \/>\nThe little pig shouted back, \u201cWhilton Locks: it\u2019s a winny win win &#8211; they\u2019ve got it all for your own gardin*\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell blow me down!\u201d Exclaimed the big mad wolf.<br \/>\nFinally, the big mad wolf went to the third little pig\u2019s house, seeing the fabulous hanging baskets and he wondered where they had come from.<br \/>\nHe knocked on the door. \u201cLittle pig, little pig, let me know! Or I\u2019ll huff and I\u2019ll puff and to Amazon I\u2019ll go!\u201d<br \/>\nThe little pig shouted back, \u201cWhilton Locks: it\u2019s a winny win win &#8211; they\u2019ve got it all for your own gardin*\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell blow me down!\u201d Exclaimed the big mad wolf.<br \/>\nSo the big mad wolf went to Whilton Locks, where he saw the beautiful flowers, the incredible garden furniture (where you can try before you buy) and the fabulous hanging baskets.<br \/>\n\u201cNo more huffing and puffing for me, waiting for a delivery driver, sometime between 9am and 7pm!\u201d Exclaimed the wolf and headed off to the Canalside restaurant for a well deserved bacon sandwich.<br \/>\nThe big mad wolf became a big glad wolf.<br \/>\nThe End. Goodnight.<\/p>\n<p>* It\u2019s a well known fact little pigs aren\u2019t very good at spelling however are great at rhymes. I was told that by a pig, in a wig, whilst doing a jig &#8211; you dig?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A classic tale (probably quite curly) and an organic reach of 7,541.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1852,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[365,1,10,367,366,297,274,364],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-advertising","category-uncategorised","category-creative-design","category-design","category-digital-design","category-marketing","category-news","category-social-media"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1847,"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions\/1847"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nickpricecreatives.com\/websitedesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}